Holiday/Joke Combo Pack 1.0

Life need a little humor?
People call you hum-drum?

Liven it up!! Ive spent over a year compiling jokes, conumdrums, ponderables. I had them all in different memo pad categories. However, I found instead of memos, or a different application all together since it is something else to categorize, move etc. Ive put each joke into its own entry on your calendar. Each day of the calendar has at least one entry. Ive got 365 jokes entered as JOKE OF THE DAY !!. Ive also got 96 entries of ponderables to ask yourself (Do vegetarians eat animal crackers??) About a dozen BONUS Jokes included as well as various quotes and various bits of trivia too. These entries start on April 1, 2005 and each entry repeats on a yearly basis. So whenever you Import these jewels of jovial statements youll get the jokes starting that day and youll be able to get through every entry in a one year period.

Joke of the Day 2.0

I received some feedback that less is more. Because of this I broke up the Big Joke archive into its seperate topics. If you still want to just use one archive instead of piecing it together then I still included the JOKES 1.0.

Otherwise you now have a selection of the following to choose from

History of the Day
Quote of the Day
Ponderable of the Day
Joke of the Day
Trivia of the Day
Bonus Joke of the day

HOLIDAYS

Ive listed the following Holidays in Datebook entries from now through 2010.

New Years
Martin Luther King, Jr. Day
Ash Wednesday
Lincolns Birthday
Valentines Day
Presidents Day
Washingtons Birthday
St. Patricks Day
Spring Begins
Palm Sunday
Good Friday
Easter
Daylight Saving Time begins
Passover
Administrative Professionals Day
Mothers Day
Arned Forces Day
Memorial Day
Flag Day
Fathers Day
Summer begins
Independence Day
Labor Day
Patior Day
Autumn Begins
Rosh Hashanah
Columbus Day, Observed
Yom Kippur
National Boss Day
United Nations Day
Daylight Saving Time Ends
Halloween
Election Day
Thanksgiving
Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day
Winter Begins
Christmas
Hanukkah
Kwanzaa

Each listing appears as a "no time" entry in the datebook listing. Also with many of these listing you get a little bit of trivia on the origins or happenings on the respective holiday!! Enjoy